Hilton Helping Protect the Environment: Paris Hilton is making a personal contribution to protecting the environment.
"I changed all the light bulbs to energy-safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now," the 26-year-old celebrity heiress said Wednesday.
Oh, snap, changing light bulbs! Why, she's like a young Al Gore sans panties.
I'm so psyched we can just buy our way out of environmental catastrophe. Why didn't anyone tell me before? I totes would have bought a dozen endangered gorillas and, like, some earth friendly shit, and stuff.
This makes me want to burn all celebrity heiresses.